A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A very funny battle cry you can say before owning somebody's ass.
It is most notably used by Satan in the film "Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny".
"This is Sparta!"; "Yippie-kay-yay, motherfucker"; "You are terminated"; "Suck on this"; etc.
guy 1: "Dude, you're mom's a cock juggling thunder cunt!"
Guy 2: "WTF?! Taste my lightning, FUCKER!" *Punch*
You act quickly and decisively when an important choice is made.
My hands are lightning on my guns!
Adjective:: the name you give the love of your life..
End result, he is a homeless, lying, degenerate disgusting foolish stealing, stinky dirty lot kid who is a poser..
Good morning my lightning I miss you.🎀