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hop off my tweet dick

Some who constantly favorites every one of your tweets but has never had a direct conversation with you on twitter.

Bro 1: This chick keeps favoriting all my tweets but never tries to start a conversation with me. Bro 2: What the fuck dude? She needs to hop off your tweet dick! Bro 1: Fuck yea, that bitch needs to hop off my tweet dick

by Brosoph Jones May 14, 2015

My Tweets

Something you should turn into a book if I die.

Gina: If I die, turn my tweets into a book!

by JohnTheDork January 30, 2022