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A cheating fucking whore who took the kids please Karen bring them back I swear I can pay for them please

My wife took the fucking kids, I'm seriously considering suicide, nigga!

she left

person 1: Dude, where are you're kids? person 2: She took them and left. person 1: Who? person 2: My wife

a bitch that takes your money, your kids, your car, your house and your dignity!

guy 1: my wife took everything guy 2: well at least you have your dignity guy 1: no, she took that to

sarah paulson

my wife is sarah paulson

a term often expressed when one is surprised or just being obnoxious. Coined by talk show host Petros Papadakis

Marty: Dude, that guy is on crack or something... John: Yeah..he's being really obnoxious Frank: MY WIFE!

a non-existent hottie who had my kids.

person1: hey me and my wife fucked last night person2: you don't have a wife person1: I know...

The term is used by a married mangina cuck who is raising a boy, that isn't his. Sometimes used by 4chan crowd to make fun of cucks (it was featured in "He Will Not Divide Us" Season 1)

A: "I see you got married. But who's the kid?" B: "He's my wife's son" A: "Oh, so a bastard child, huh?" B: "I wish you didn't call him that." A: "I guess it's better to be raised by a cuck than a single mom..."