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boners that seem to come from nowhere, and for no reason. Can tend to be embarassing, and can often lead to extremely humorous moments.
One guy: Dude ive been getting alot of mystery wood lately. Other guy: What the fuck is mystery wood? Guy grabing a hold of his boner: THIS! Other guy:WHAT THE FUCK MAN! Guy with boner: Exactly theres no reason for this, why did it show up, well never know.