A fork of Rural Dictionary
April 18th is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him.
Hamish: You know what day it is today?
Woman: Yeah it’s April 18th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Well I guess it is the right day
April 13tg is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him
Hamish: You know what day it is today?
Woman: Yeah it’s april 13th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Oh well, I guess it’s the right day