A fork of Rural Dictionary
National midget day is on the 24th October it is a day to celebrate ur short friends instead of picking on them about there height uno bcs short is fiesty nd they will beat yo ass so pattern up
Couples straight and gay are encouraged to add a midget to their sexcapade . Midgets can be rented For short term events to perform various acts.. acts is a vague term .. midgets must also be fed, and treated with the utmost respect at all times. The vertically challenged adults act of 2016 stated that all vertically challenged adults be treated with respect while performing various sex acts and not spanked on their head during ejaculation ... and additionally will be payed a fair wage , as any regular vertical person would be payed ...
The National Midget Threesome Day is approaching honey , did you rent the midgets yet?
today throw dylan at a wall with no legal reperrrcutions
its today , national throw midget day
wait i am a midget
bye bye
On October 20th, it is National Kick a Midget Day. This gives everyone permission to kick anyone who is under 5'2". People who are 5'2" can get kicked but can also kick people shorter than them.
I think we kicked that midget to death! His heads bleeding! I love National Kick a Midget Day
On may 27 it’s national beat up midgets day
Beat up anyone under 5 foot and to beat someone up u have to be 5,4 or taller get ready for national beat up midgets day