A fork of Rural Dictionary
hey everyone leave new zealand alone, its a nice caring country that loves everyone. sure we may not be sophisticated or smart or diverse, but we make do with what we`ve got/. i myself am a plumber, my weekly pay packet is enough to feed my family of sheep and to buy a brush to keep the wool out of my eyes. i love new zealand. sometimes i stand on the west coast and cock my ear over towards them aussies to see if theyre talking about us lol but they never talk about us, i dont think theyre even aware that we exist. i love aussies. i wished i could hire a tug boat to tow new zealand across the tasman and join it onto the east coast of australia, then i`ll be able to sleep soundly at night knowing that i`m finally home. thankyou australia from the bottom of my heart.
please mrs helen clarke make new zealand an australian state.
a country with a beautiful countryside, and lots of cheap stuff to buy but of great quality. Unfortunately, much like the villages in the South-East of England. In other words, full of racist pricks. We hitch-hiked across the country and found two racist people for every nice person.
<woman who was the first person to talk to us when we got to new zealand>: you had better watch out of the brown people.
country voted to have the least sexy accent in the world. the men's voices sound as if their voice box has been pushed to the back of their neck. the people of new zealand get upset easily. they will often try to start fights, especially with australians who just laugh and wonder why new zealanders get so angry. the reason new zealanders get angry is because it is a matriachal society and women are hypnotised by a small group of women to never have sex. the reason for this is power of course, but it has nasty side effects - everyone knows that a man who doesn't get any, is irritable and tries to pick fights with their neighbours. the only men that do get sex, are the sons of the abovementioned small group of women, and they are fucked by their mothers from a young age. these guys are extremely proud as you can see from a lot of the posts here. just walk the streets of a new zealand city any time and you'll know what i mean.
australian tourist in new zealand: excuse me, sorry to bother you. do you have the time? new zealander: the time? what the fuck did you say to me? new zealand would waste australia. tourist: *sigh*
A country made up of multiple island, mainly 2 large ones, and, yes, many too politically correct whingers! New Zealand is NOT a democracy, by the way, and it has too many MPs, who are paid too much of taxpayers money so they can go skiing in Europe every winter and sunbathe in Tahiti every summer. It also has the highest rate of youth suicide and child abuse. The prime minister is commonly thought of as a female, but there are serious doubts about that...
I'm Helen Clark, not so sure what sex I am, but I know I've got balls!
a place where all rip off australians go to be nuetral and where people cannot say the letter 'i'. Ps. you can say australians are mean, but really it's just that u guys are way to politically correct. australia bags everyone out and doesn't give a shit if u bag us out. we're not that sensitive and the reason the world likes us and acknowledges us (cos they dont even know who u r) is because we're tough.
if u want an example of how prissy new zealanders are, finish reading all this "we're beautiful and just as good as australia! so don't be meanie poos" shit, then search australia and read about how proud we are to be poitically uncorrect we are, how we drink twice our own body weight in beer and how swearing is our language. its better to be a quarter racist, than to all have the same boring views
two islands, chilling out down south, above the antarctic, and with many things that quite frankly we hogged from other countries.
new zealand: fish and chips, government, tvs, all comms for that matter, medicines, architecture, BUT, we did infact invent jandles. Don't laugh. They're cool.
woah... new zealand is a great country! heaps of aussies love new zealand i don't know why people think we hate new zealand i think it is a beautiful country. infact, i have actually never come accross a person in australia who has shown hatred towards nz. actually, more people in new zealand have a hatred towards australia because they think we have a hatred towards new zealand. so chill out dude! you would be lucky to come accross someone who disliked nz. i think nz rocks.
Heaps of polls have been done about australias favourite country and heres one with the results: New zealand (93%) England (4%) France (2%) Japan (0.8%) America (0.2%)