A fork of Rural Dictionary
Common definition: How a smoker feels when they're irritable because they need a cigarette. Underground definition: When a person snaps because they are really irritated or mad about something.
Ted: Nothing good has happened this year. People are acting like straight assholes everywhere I go. I haven't done anything wrong to anyone, but they keep pushing me. Casey: What do you expect me to do about it? Ted: Bail me out of jail. Casey: Why? Ted: Because I'm about ready to have a Nic Fit.
The persona that emerges when a closet smoker is jonesing for a cigarette but must wait for a smoking opportunity. In the meanwhile, he is a total dick to everyone.
"Why did Dad spike those hedge clippers into the ground and nearly sever his foot?" "He badly needs a smoke but won't admit it. He's being a total Nic Fit DICK!"