A fork of Rural Dictionary
Somebody with no life is one that doesn't value their own time, and so will spend it in ways that even they feel or know are a waste of their time (although they may not admit it).
As different people enjoy different things and priorities vary by person, this is often used (by people who disagree with what is or isn't a good use of time) to judge and insult people who are actually happy with the way they spend their time.
Alternatively, it could refer to somebody who is very dedicated to something (especially something frivolous or negative), at the cost of most anything else.
1: LOL U LIKE THAT? OMG LOSER FAGET GET A LIFE
1 (translated): Wow, I can't believe you spend all your time doing something you enjoy that I don't, you must have no life.
2: Yet you have nothing better to do than judge people like a prick. It's ironic that you sound so full of yourself, since it makes it seem like you think making fun of somebody's hobbies means you have a life.
3: Are you two seriously arguing over who does or doesn't have a life? Both of you need a life!
4: Time is one of life's most precious resources. Do not squander it by having no life, or by listening to those that say you have none.
5. Unless you're hurting people with what you're doing. In that case, get a life.
the thing that all the people that added the word "urban dictionary" have.
Oh my goth, I'm the 453464538468569th person to add urban dictionary as a word. I don't have no life.
When you spend so much time on Urban Dictionary that when you click the "random" button you have already seen the definition.
If you are reading this, you probably have no life.
South Park when Stan, Kenny, Kyle, and Eric played world of warcraft.
A big fat no life sitting on their ass doing something online instead of going outside like "U" and "Me"... but mostly "U"
The best response to the pointless question "how's life?"
Them: Hey dude! How's life?
You knowing this is a horrible conversation starter: life is life