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Somebody that has no penis. Or an insult to imply that one has no penis.

Dude, Jared is such a no penis. Hey Jared, no penis for you!

noun: a woman's vagina. The opposite of a penis. What a women has and a man does not. va-jay-jay

Wanna know why that guy was nice to you Lisa? It's because you have a no penis.

A comeback used to render an insulting person's opinion invalid.

John: You suck Steve: PENIS PENIS PENIS John: ...

a phrase to let people around you know that the penis game has started

Person 1:penis penis penis Person 2: Fuuuuck I hate the game Person 1: PENIS!!!

An exclaimation of extreme annoyance. Must be said in a cheery tone, despite the feelings of malice which are often behind its use. Has its origins in gambling circles, often used to describe feelings of hate towards another player who has laid a better card/hand.

David: Two of spades, ha! Kenneth: Awww...... PENIS PENIS!

An underdeveloped third leg between your two fully developed legs that only males have

Kenneth: hey, Chris... what’s a penis? chris: Bruh don’t ask me cause idk Noosha: Fellas it’s obviously the underdeveloped third leg between your fully developed legs

Something used to fuck someone’s mom last night after dying in a cod lobby.

P1: *dies to P2* Also P1: I fucked your mom last night. P2: Not cool man she k*illed herself. P1: Oh, I’m sorry man- P2: After seeing your tiny penis!