A fork of Rural Dictionary
Another way to say "don't be salty".
Jeff: Look at the new guy my ex is dating, he's so ugly. Matt: Damn Jeff, no salt.
SALTS - Smiled A Little Then Stopped
friend: *sends dead meme* me: SALTS their uncultured ass: ???
when pain is inflicted by means of insult, blackmail, or general embarassment. originated from when salt is sprinkled into a wound, causing further stinging and pain. later, gestures were added for effect, often consisting of rubbing fingers together over the victim's head to suggest gingerly applying a layer of salt for extra emphasis on "being served."
-your momma's so fat that when her beeper goes off, everyone thinks she's backin up -salted!!
Coined by comedian De Ray Davis meaning Smiled A Little Then Stopped. The modern man's answer to LOL or LMAO
(Text message) You: My mom just fell out of the chair. Me: SALTS
Smile A Little Then Stopped People have recently used this because no one really Laughs out loud or lmaoo they SMILE A LITTLE THEN STOP
Yo mom so fat she eats wheat thicks.... SALTS :)
When someone says something funny, we say LOL which stands for Laugh out Loud. However, we are not really laughing, we smile a little then we stop, right? So SALTS = smile a little, then stop
Hey remember that time something really funny happened? It wasn't that funny, i just salts