A fork of Rural Dictionary
A nob goblin (often referred to as a nob gob) is the post-ejaculate matter, on the tip of the penis, after is has been solidified. Layman's term: The crusty cum on the tip of a penis.
"Man, I've got a harsh nob goblin from last night". "These fuckin' goblins wont leave me alone; they're irritating as fuck". - direct quote from myself.
An ugly girl who men fraternise with because she is dirty too.
Dude that girl is so ugly, but I hear she really gives out. She's such a nob goblin!
A game where if one man is caught wit his legs spread at anytime andother man shouts Nob goblin and racks him in the nuts
Guy 1 sitting on bench with legs spread Guy 2 casually walks over to Guy 1 and all of a sudden shouts "NOB GOBLIN" and racks Guy 1 in the cahones
A dickhead who has a small penis but acts like it's huge
Bill: Hey guys, just came home from another chicks house Everyone else: Oh wow, you're such a nob goblin
Found in the hunting realm of Big River Management Area in Rhode Island. These Goblins are the smaller version of the Hob Nob Snob Nob Goblins. They do Goblin things in the woods. (i.e. they eat animals) When hunting in Big River, hunters must take them into consideration. When seen, they must be shot instantly. IF NOT, the hunters risk the chances of becoming Hob Nob food. With bears increasingly moving into the area, the Department of Environmental Management (RIDEM) hopes that the Goblin population will be down by as much as 17% in 2020. If not, they are hinting at a 2 week shotgun season in 2014 to deal with these ferocious critters.
"Hey, I shot a 8 pt buck in Big River today, but a Hob Nob Goblin got it when I was getting out of the tree stand. It was scary!"
Anyone who sucks dick for drugs.
Sorry bro but your girlfriend is a Nob Goblin