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node

The entry point to a network or machine from a network.

Pinging node #1... ........ ....... ...... ... . ARCHIVED.

by larstait October 16, 2003

Node

A combination of a needle dick and a chode. A needle chode.

Is that a needle dick or a chode? Its a node!

by ihaveanode March 29, 2010

Node

A node is the centre of the universe, the node is in it’s self a node. A node can be anything but nothing. With a great node comes great responsibility.

Oi oi, Ankita pass me that node. *Ankits chucks chocolate bar*

by SloppySavage November 28, 2018

Node

A hot chick's clitoris.

Hey baby, I wanna lick your node!

Node

The common name for the metal zipper on your pants (Slang for small penis).

Pull your node up, your underwear is showing.

by ThatGuy<3 May 17, 2012

Node

Ref: Chode: The Node is a vaginal cavity that is equally deep as it is wide, thus perfectly bonding with the Chode. The Node, a very illusive and rare occurrence; when combined with the also very rare Chode, creates a super massive black hole that swallows all of humanity into a dark lifeless pit of gravity sucking nothingness. Hopefully that doesn't happen. Cuz fuck their happiness.

"When you bestowed your Chode, I asked myself, could I ever have another Chode whithin my Node."

by Chode Complex December 16, 2016

node

a 2 in. radius pimple on your ass. It hurts to sit down so u stand all day.

Yo that node on your ass is laying eggs in your asshole.

by Squeo and Zack January 12, 2003