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non-dairy creamer

a girl jacks you off

so gave me a non-dairy creamer

by daymn May 18, 2004

non-dairy creamer

the act of making jizz McCum... when you feel the urge to splurge and pop one off, when you do the big M and make Semen A.k.A non-dairy creamer... Creamer= jizz Non-Dairy= cuz it doesnt taste like milk.. trust me..

Johhny made some non-dairy creamer in his pants..

non dairy creamer

a chick gives you a hand job

she was on the the rag so i got a non dairy creamer

by daymn March 05, 2004

non dairy creamer

A woman with giant breast implants.

"Damn, did you see the non dairy creamer over there!"

by jimmyinu November 03, 2005

non dairy creamer

The white stuff that comes from a dude.

I've been wackin ur sweet spot for long enough baby, now let me have some of that sweet non dairy creamer.

by Cockass July 06, 2007

Non-dairy creamer

The act of jizzing into a milky drink that you are preparing for a friend or partner, and then watching them drink it.

Dude 1: Is it me or does my latte taste of the ocean? Dude 2: Are you sure you didn't ask for non-dairy creamer? Dude 1: Fuck, better get tested.

by LivingThrowaway July 05, 2015