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One who has been given additional tarts.

Tartmobile vendor: Here is your extra tart sir. Consider yourself retarted.
Tartmobile customer: Yes thank you I am certainly retarted and happy!

A retarded person's way of spelling the word "retarded."

Ex: Han Solo is retarded for making a definiton for the word retarted without knowing how to spell it correctly.

"ZOMG I'M SO RETARDED I SAY RETARTED!!!"

The mongo spelling of the word retarded.

I am retarted. (yes you are!)

Mis-spelling of the word retarded.

What the hell is a retart?

stupid ass person that has to know nothing to get thro school or just fucked up in the head

you are so fucking retarted you stupid bitch

Perhaps the most ironic "word" in the history of ever. Frequently preceded by "your" in extreme cases.

"Hey libtards, YOUR RETARTED LOLOLOL!!!" - George W. Bush

The past tense for an additional application of tart.

I hit my brother upside the head with a pop tart. I then retarted him with the second one from the package. - Keige