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Nothing, zip, zero. Jolly term to describe the abscence of an item sought. Suggested origin is from the Cockney rhyming slang 'Sausage and mash' used to mean 'cash', or money. Hence 'not a sausage' to mean 'no cash' or 'nothing'.

Is there anything in the cupboard? Not a sausage.

Colloquialism: "nothing at all". Comes from English slang; exact origin is unknown.

"There's nothing in the fridge," said Richard. "Not a sausage."

When you're drunk off your ass and on the cusp of alcohol poisoning but you're still functioning correctly and having a great ass time.

Dude, my ass was so sausaged last night! I drank 3 four locos, almost fuckin died but I was still lit, danced to gasolina 8 times.

When you eat too many sausages. Side effects may include having a severe chest cough and croaky voice.

"I'm not feeling so well after that hot dog! I hope I don't have sausagitis..."

1.) Lacking of anything, material or otherwise. 2.) A taunting or jesting phrase, usually said when denying someone of a privalage after allowing them (either intentionally or unintentinally) to get their hopes up.

1.)"Hey Ted, do you have the rent today?" "No sausage." 2.) "I was playin halo, and I raped this guy. Then he came back, and he thought he was gonna get me, but I was like 'No sausage' and I raped him again."

sausage

friend: eat? me: sausage

to dance the crazy manner

It's great music and crowd. You can go home but I decided to stay and to sausage.