A fork of Rural Dictionary
An expression most commonly used when referring to performing a task, often used conversationally. Subsequently, often turned into a lame joke.
Joe: man, Mike is such a fucking lazy ass, he doesn't ever do shit. Unfunny co-worker: oh he doesn't "douche it"? that's really unsanitary. Joe: This is why I never talk to you.
To have sexual content that is more than just kissing, and implies all other bases other than first.
If you're horny, to an attractice person: "Hey- wanna do shit?" About your best friends who just did sexual things on your bed: "They totally just did shit on my bed! Now I have to make them wash my skanky ass sheets!"
You're not going to do whatever it is you just threatened to do.
Chelsea: hoe I'mma steal your man if you don't back the fuck up Sara: you aint gon do shit