A fork of Rural Dictionary
the best person was born named helena 2 weeks early so she not a mistake ✌🏻✌🏻
me: “helena was born on november 14”
also me: “she’s literally perfect”
Today is national your think about your crush day.
Jaden: Hey Gabe isn't today November 14, think about your crush day.
Gabe: Yeah it actually is.
Jaden: So does she go to our school and is she hot?
Gabe: She goes to our school and she's really hot!
Only some stupid ass bitches were born this day
-What's your birthday?
- November 14th
- Oh you fuckin' dumbass
national mistake day
exactly 9 months from valentines day
whoa u were born on november 14th? you must be a mistake! u might as well be named one night stand!
simp who will do anything to get a girlfriend even fuck a cow
walter was born on november 14 no wonder hes a simp
National give your girlfriend cuddles, kisses, hoodies, chocolate, and whatever they want
Boyfriend: Here you go
Girlfriend: Why are you giving me this?
Boyfriend: Cause it's November 14