A fork of Rural Dictionary
Taking a shower immediately after dropping anchor. It's called a number three because it should ALWAYS follow a number two. If you don't agree, then here is what will convince you: If you get poop on your hand and wipe it off with a dry piece of toilet paper YOUR HAND WILL STILL SMELL LIKE POOP! (shock)
Aaron Desselle always goes home from work to take a number three. His butt is clean right now.
ecstasy. Due to a ranking of drugs. It's still in the works. All drugs have not been tried/ranked yet. see number two
What are you doing tonight? About to get me some of that number three. What are they on right now? They are hella number threed out!
The act of masturbating into a toilet.
He said he was going to the restroom for a number three.
Urinating (number one) and defecating (number two) simultaneously.
Joe: Damn I got to go. Jim: Number one or number two? Joe: Both, bro'.. number three!
diarrhea. it is like a number one, but it is also like a number two. hence, number three.
Man, after that spicey chicken wing eating contest, I had flaming number three for like, two weeks.