A fork of Rural Dictionary
a shlong that is so fat that you couldnt stick it in a cows cunt
a condition caused by frequently slamming your cock in the toilet lid
mother fucker,... I slammed my cock in the toilet seat again and my cock is so swolen that i cant even stick it in my cows cunt
It is an over weight dick that is wide and weighs the person down
man i have an obese shlong