A fork of Rural Dictionary
An arbitrary term mainly used for denying something.
Are you a giant lizard? Of course not!
A: They wouldn't charge me for air, would they? B: Of course not
In summation, simply "Murphy's Law". Any of certain humorous axioms stating that anything that can possibly go wrong, will go wrong.
"Oh my god, its pouring outside" "COURSE!....I just removed my umbrella from my backseat yesterday ....it sat there for 2 months without any use!"
The crawling of a student underneath all the desks in a classroom getting to the other side of the room, and back, without the teacher realising. Common during substitute teacher lessons and Chemistry
Oh kyle, i can't believe you completed the course while she was writing on the board did you see jamie's lad socks as he crawled to complete the course?
1. (noun) The act of sneaking onto a golf course at night with a friend or partner and having sexual intercourse. It is viewed as a daredevil stunt that requires agility and skilled strategics: the performers attempt to get onto the green, have sexual relations, and get off without getting caught by anyone. Experienced performers try to do so while completely naked. 2. (noun) Less popular, having intercourse on a golf course and leaving the fluids from the act on the grass, as a prank. Verb: to course, to go coursing. Also: courser, one who goes coursing. corgie, coursing involving many participants. PGA tour coursers, a group of professional coursers that course on the holes of the PGA tour the night after each tournament. courser caddie, someone who keeps watch while two or more people are coursing. driver, a male courser with a muscular physicality and a large penis. hole-in-one, a man masturbating on the green of a golf course and shooting his fluids into the hole.
1) Austin and I have been coursing recently to spice up our relationship a bit. 2) Some friends and I are gonna have a corgie at Principal Ritter's country club, are you in?