A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone gets pissed and is so mad he/she would rather get fucked at that moment
The man asked out a girl that he saw on Twitter and got rejected so he yelled "OH FUCK ME"
Relating to the terms Fail and Epic Fail, this statement Is used when things go horribly wrong, like the Russians firing a nuke at themselves.
Russian ICBM Guidance Officer: Sir, the missile is not heading for America. Russian Commander: Well where is it heading to? Guidance Officer: Us, Sir. Commander: Oh, fuck me.
The act of fucking someone with applesauce
Girl,oh yeah fuck me with applesauce Guy,what the actual fuck