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oh shit, i'm sorry

What one guy says when he walks in on another guy jerking off, making him realize they both secretly want each other. Found in 90's b-movie Boy Band Catalina.

Guy 1 walks in on Guy 2 jerking off in the forest Guy 1: Oh shit, I'm sorry Guy 2: Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such a good size and all. Guy 1: Yeah, I see that. Your daddy gave you good advice. Guy 2: It gets bigger when I pull on it. Guy 1: Hmmmm! Guy 2: Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I RIP THE SKIN Guy 1: Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like, uh, how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hands. Guy 2: Will you show me? Guy 1: I'd be right happy to.

by SlickSerpent99 November 13, 2017