A fork of Rural Dictionary
Dirty fucking butt-sex, often not consensual, usually resulting in much more dampness then the name implies. Also, as an adjective, it is the actual asshole-to-colon trail a big cock takes when butt-fucking someone.
Hey, I heard you rode her old dusty trail! Awesome, man!! Now, let's fuck some Nuns!
The nickname given to "King Of The Hill" star Hank Hill by his grade school bully Caleb in the season 10 episode, "Hank's Bully." The original moniker is lengthened by Caleb to its full title of "Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust."
Caleb: "Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust! Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust! Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust!"
What you call the previous person your man was boning when he calls you that by accident when you're privately studying books.
I'll be listening to Spotify, that way you can yell out the name of whatever dusty old hag takes you there. "puts on headphones and lets him plow"
When your balls are all old and wrinkly and they haven't been touched in a long time
That man looks pretty old, i bet he has a dusty old muffin.
A square white guy who will take the abuse of a 8 year old bully. He would rather steal a kids bike as a lesson rather then physically assaulting him.
That Dusty Old Bones Burns down the block stole little Jimmy's 10 speed for riding on his lawn right from under him!
Do you know that creepy uncle? Him! You: You know Uncle Gary? Sister: He's so weird!
You: You know Uncle Gary? Sister: He's so weird! Such a creepy crusty dusty old man!!
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses? Person 2: Yes. Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...