A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sexually active cougar that can be classified as older than a cougar despite the name. Old granny’s can be horny, more sexually active and idly more pleasurable.
Damn man that old granny I banged felt so good!
A sexually active cougar that can be classified as older than a cougar despite the name. Old granny’s can be horny, more sexually active and idly more pleasurable.
Just smashed an old granny, best sex of my life not gonna lie
Don't google!
You will be scared.
(Also don't search ancient grannies for your own good).
"I googled old grannies and death can't come sooner"
Please dont go there on google images you will need to get bleach
Friend 1 Hey man have you looked up old grannies on google images.
Friend 2 No why
F1 just do it
F2 ok
*I minute later*
F2 MY EYESSSSS
Violent and mysterious people who are located on Britain's M45, resulting from misheard lyrics from Cornershop's 'Brimful of Asha'.
"Old granny basher on the 45"
the texture an object takes on when dried out- wrinkly, rough, and dry.
The dried up orange looks and feel like some old granny buttskin.
The most evil granny ever who hits you with her walking stick every time you pass her.
Joe isn't even a female name.
Oh no, let's run, it's old granny Joe again!