A fork of Rural Dictionary
1)To be out on the town drinking to get drunk. Can be used in this sense even before one has started drinking.
2)To get drunk.
3)To be drunk.
1)"Bro, what are we gonna do tonight?"
"I'm keen to get on the hammer!"
2)"Let's get on the hammer cuz!"
3)"You punters on the piss?"
"Yea bro. We're on the hammer tonight!"
The state in which one finds themselves after ingesting large volumes of alcoholic beverages.
Symptoms include: babbling, hysterical laughter, name calling, aggressiveness, destructiveness, momentary lapses of consciousness, stumbling, vomiting, yelling, incoherent singing, falling, profanity, overeating, extreme urination, indiscriminate flirtation, bad judgment, disregard for the value of money or a propensity for excessive spending and, of course, more drinking.
After watching Frank chug his eighth glass of scotch, I walked out onto the deck and saw him pissing on my grille and cussing out my parents. He was fucking hammered.
(adj.) Heavily inebriated, though to a lesser extent than shitfaced.
Man, I'm gonna go out and get hammered tonight,
Another word for cock, dick, or penis.
1. I pack a huge hammer.
2. I bet my hammer is bigger than yours!