Country Dictionary

1) To get hit by something and go flying at very high speeds. 2) To get hit by something

I'll punt him into a wall if I ever see him again.

To have a bet.

John: I have a feeling QPR will beat Man U today. Alex: At 14/1, it's worth a punt!

To kick an object as far and hard as possible

you punted the ball over the fence bell-end!

to end an awkward conversation, or respond to an off-color or bad joke. on a broader scale - and punt can be used to change a conversation's topic, or swapped in as a verbal exclamation point to emphasis one's point or argument, or even to convey excitement.

1. After hearing his coworker tell an unusually bad joke, Maxwell exclaimed, "and punt!" 2. Upon hearing his friends hired him strippers for his bachelor party, Dick exclaimed "and punt!"

Kicked from behind, or off a bridge

"The man punted Baxter"

rowing down a river in a wannabe gondola with a big stick, usually done by posh uni students in Oxford or Cambridge....or tourists....or romantic couples on their first holiday together :)

Oh har har Charles! Look at us and our diplomas punting down this cambridgeshire river, we live our lives spiffingly well!

to end an awkward conversation, or respond to an off-color or bad joke. on a broader scale - and punt can be used to change a conversation's topic, or swapped in as a verbal exclamation point to emphasis one's point or argument, or even to convey excitement.

1. After hearing his coworker tell an unusually bad joke, Maxwell exclaimed, "and punt!" 2. Upon hearing his friends hired him strippers for his bachelor party, Dick exclaimed "and punt!"