Country Dictionary

When something is between two choices or both.

I can't choose what gender I want to be, I'm thinking boy or girl...it's a one or the two kind of thing.

Inane phrase uttered by many people when testing microphones.

Testing, testing, one two, one two. Yeah I think it's working.

A sentence I like to use when someone has been stating assfacts.

Just see some of the more 'popular' definitions on this site to see places where this is applicable.

on webcam sites, type one is a girl who is willing to get her tits out and type two is the opposite.

hey babe are you Type one or type two- type one, look!

Refers generically to DJ turntables, etymology is a derivative of the best-selling professional-grade DJ turntable, the Technics SL1200, which has for better or worse become the de-facto standard in the club world. See also wheels of steel

Tonight we've got DJ Judge Jules playing live on the ones and twos, live on BBC Radio One.

A set of turntables.

Yo, he's off the heezy on dem ones and twos son.

two turntables - #1 and #2. thus, ones and twos.

Yo, we got DJ Revolution rippin' it up on the ones and twos tonight.