A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Literally, to go suck a dick. Can be used jokingly. Sometimes accompanied with a crossover of the arms over the general cock area, two pounds. Gesture only perfromed by fags. syn: Suck it, Suck my Dick, etc.
Dave: I made a 70 on my test. Eric: I made a 84, you dumb bitch! Dave: SUCK ONE!
When a certain individual sucks air in through the back passage ways, using the anal and sphincter glands, this can then be farted back out. Resulting in the process often called a 'Fake Fart'.
Luke: "Sutton suck one in bled." Sutton: "Yeah no probs man, lemme get in position."
To suck a penis and after climax she/he swallows and gets every drop.
SOD = Suck One Dry. Rick will suck one dry because he is a PAB (Pussy Ass Bitch).
to give someone an exceptional blowjob; the sloppiest toppy imaginable.
My girlfriend really sucked me silly last night. If I lose this game of Uno, I'll suck you silly. That woman from the Grapefruit technique videos really knows how to suck one silly.