A fork of Rural Dictionary
A TikTok meme trending during 2021 that was milked so fucking hard. A child was stacking bricks on a table when all of the sudden the table broke.
oh no our table it's broken↓ CRHCHHRHCHHRHRHC... Oh no.. Our table... It's brOokKkeNN
When the parents begin fighting and yelling n shit and eventually they get so outrageously mad that the dad starts brutally hammering their coffee table out of pure rage. This phrase is how the child in the family would commonly respond after seeing the destroyed table.
Wife: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR NEGLECT! Husband: SHUT UP OKAY, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP! Wife: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS??? YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS FAMILY!!!!!!! ALL YOU DO ALL DAY IS SIT AROUND ON YOUR LAZY ASS— Husband: MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!! *inflicts multiple frenzied blows against the fragile coffee table* Wife: *inaudibly cries in the bedroom* 5 minutes of silence later 7 y/o son: *comes out of the room* oh no... our table... it's broken!
you're fucking annoying and rely on tiktok to build a sense of humour shut the fuck up
12 year old: "oh no! our table! its broken!"