A fork of Rural Dictionary
After the dude slipped and fell on the newly waxed floor, he got up and exclaimed "Wow, that floor is slicker than owl shit".
The most slippery compound known to man.
Dad- "Be careful driving in this bad weather. The roads are slicker than greased owl shit."
Meaning less intelligent than the excriment of a flighted nocternal bird who feasts on small rodents and posses the capability of viewing 180 degrees.
People walking under downed power lines are dumber than owl shit.
"Neater than owl shit" is a phrase which describes the overwhelming-neatness of something.
Person 1: "Look at the moon tonight."
Person 2: "That's neater than owl shit."