A fork of Rural Dictionary
A child that is "painted" with airbrushed makeup to look like a freakish barbie doll for children's beauty pageants.
That TLC special on painted babies always creeps me out
Woa, check out that painted baby in Little Miss Sunshine, what a freak!
Hey, I was just wondering..can I paint you baby blue?
A female significant other whom has a metallic tasting kitty cat
Rebecca is a mad spray paint baby, the wrestling team told me.
a term used to describe the act of smoking illegal herbs whilst pregnant. the baby is "painted". more commonly used to explain that you are very very high.
"are you baked as a cake?"
"man...i'ma paint the baby"