A fork of Rural Dictionary
When one consumes both a stimulant such as Viagra and a sleeping aid such as Ambien then proceeds to fall asleep while still fully erect inside of a woman.
I was so tired that I couldn't even stay awake for sex, I wound up giving her a parking job.
when your looking for a parking spot, and just when you think you finally found a spot, you find that there was a motorcycle hiding behind other parked cars.
Billy thought he was going to get a good parking spot until he got park jobbed by that damn crotch rocket.
Performing sexual favors or acts while in or on a car. Most often used when describing actions taking place on the back seat. Can be used to describe acts by a man or a woman.
"Mark gave Jenny a park job in the back of his Toyota."
The style of parking in which you cross in to the oncoming lane of traffic, taking up both lanes in order to park in to an angled space on the opposite side of the street in which you started. This maneuver was popularized in but not isolated to the suburb Highland Park IL on the North Shore of Chicago.
Did you see that Shiksa steel my space with "The Highland-Park Job"
An anal sex act, largely performed by males and females with strap-ons, that can be completed in three succinct steps. 1. Put it in the back door little cock-eyed ("a little cock-eyed" is usually described as at about an 80 degree angle). 2. Just leave it there for a little while (about 5 minutes is normal, but times up until 10 minutes or even climax have been done before) 3. Pull it out, and then look at the recepient of the act as if it's their fault (yelling optional)
"Hey, Dean. You were so plastered last night that you couldn't even fuck straight." "Yeah, I gave Mary a real Massachusetts Park Job"
The sexual act of pissing while having anal sex with a woman, then shitting into your hand placing the shit into her vagina, and then throatfucking her to completion.
“Becky you won’t believe what happened last night” “Jimmy spit on my tits then gave me a Pakistani Parking-Job”