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Pasta Maker

When you press your balls against some ones car window and they roll the window down catching your ball skin in the window jam.

I was teabagging this car and OWWW MOTHA FUCKER! they totally gave me a Pasta Maker!

by Lord Gaheris July 28, 2008

pasta maker

(n): a lesbian that turns a straight girl gay like spaghetti; it's straight till it gets wet

Dude, she's a pasta maker. That was girl was straight till she got a her wet, just like spaghetti.

by budman53 October 07, 2020

Naples Pasta Maker

An erect phallus is buttered and fed into a pasta maker. A partner positions themselves beneath the pasta maker, and ingests the flattened remnants of said phallus.

Johnny isn’t coming munting tonight. He’s still recovering from that Naples Pasta Maker he did with Jill and Gretchen last week.

by GREENFUCKNIGGA12 May 26, 2024