A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something you will pay a ridiculous amount of money to rent, buy, or repair/maintain.
"I just bought a used 1987 Porsche 944 Turbo...looks cool, but I know I'll be paying out the ass to do repairs on it!!"
A term to describe when you eat a Pizza Pop and all of a sudden you notice it's filling landing on your lap. Thus the expression, "Paying for it out the ass".
Person A: "Oh god you microwaved those for 4 minutes!" Person B: "Yeah, so what?" Person A: "Jesus, will you ever be paying for it out the ass." Person B: "OH MY GOD IT HIT MY CROTCH!"