A fork of Rural Dictionary
Don't piss Lex off...unless you enjoy granny's peach tea
Worlds gayest drink. Fag Juice. Awkens the Fag Gene and you find yourself uncontrolably staring at man ass. If your not GAY do not consume Peach Iced Tea!!!!
Patron: May I have a Peach Iced Tea Please.
Clerk: Would you like an ass funnel with that.
Patron: uh yeah!!! Duh!
A defination of one of the most terrible drugs in the world. It is made of peach blossoms heated and boiled. It has a very disgusting taste. It can make people throw up and have diarrhea day and night. People smell it and stay away immediately.
A: Why you stay in toilet a whole day?
B: I have sucked peach blossom tea.
The best drink ever made on EARTH! YUM
customer: Can i have iced tea please?
Server: Sure, would you like regular or the worlds greatest Peach Raspberry iced tea???
Customer: the best peach raspberry iced tea sounds great!