A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man who has an excessively large penis (usually it cannot fit into vaginas) so he reigns as penis god, further blessing and enhancing already-existing penises so that they can impale females more readily and efficiently.
Supermario's penis was too large - so he retired - and become a penis god.
A garden of nothing but Cacti or having Cactus all mushed up together outside your home. It is also a very dangerous garden!
Sarah: Have you seen the HUGE God's Penis Darren across the street has.
Jesus: Yeah but wasn't he supposed to chop it down because of those kids that got stuck in it.
Sarah: Oh yeah I heard about that.... But we all know DARREN doesnt give a fuck.
Jesus: hahaha you are full of it Sarah!
average size, negative inches
Used to describe a man with a small wiener