A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of feeling envious towards another region's gasoline/petrol prices.
New Yorker: "Gas over here is down to $3.29 per gallon. I just filled up today." Californian: "It's $4.57 over here. You have no idea how petroleum jelly I am of you right now."
What we all know as "vaseline". Vaseline is the name of a petroleum jelly brand.
Petroleum jelly can prevent chapped hands and lips.
The act of feeling envious towards another region's gasoline/petrol prices.
New Yorker: "Gas over here is down to $3.29 per gallon. I just filled up today." Californian: "It's $4.57 over here. You have no idea how petroleum jelly I am of you right now."