A fork of Rural Dictionary
"I went into John's room last night. And there he was, just pie fucking an apple pie. It was disgusting."
Something totally worthless. Used to show absolute disdain for a subject, person, or idea. Always used as a negative. Derives from the tradition of country boys, when no other alternative presents itself, to fuck a warm pile of cow dung (cow pie).
I don't give a cow pie fuck what she says, I'm buying that bike.
Dude! What in the cow pie fuck made you think you could clear that rail?
To have a rough, unkempt look.
When I fly, I don't care how I look, I'm just like fuck pie.
slang for calling someone a dork, idiot, annoying, loser.
That little fuck pie cock-blocked me.
When two people engage in sexual intercourse and they place a graham cracker pie crust underneath them to catch the juices that drip down. It is then baked at 350 degrees in the oven and can thereafter be enjoyed.
Andrew and Alice had some intense lovin then enjoyed a nice fuck pie for desert.
When your super angry and you cant think of anything else to say .
Samantha : Ohh Shit! Im Pregnant !
Leroy : Is It Mine ?
Samantha : Yea
Leroy : So I Gotta Pay Child Support
Samantha : Yea !
Leroy : Fuck Bitch Fuck Pie !
To shoot someone, usually in the head and blood splaters on the wall behind them and the brains and blood look like cherry pie.
If you fuck with me I'll splater cherry pie on the fucking wall behind you.