A fork of Rural Dictionary
>> 1. The act of contracting one's anal sphincter to cut a log of feces off in mid-defecation. >> 2. Forcefully preventing ejaculation by squeezing the shaft of the penis.
Man did you see the deuce he dropped? You can even tell where he pinched off. Pinching off prevented a rather sticky coffee-break facial.
To squeeze one's anal passage while in the process of taking a shit of enormous magnitude, resulting in the log being cut into either two or several chunks. This would occur if the person was scared, starttled or just needed to hurry up and carry on when they get to a suitable location to finish the job.
Women: "Come back to bed baby." Man: "Silence sex wench!" Women: "We can do anal.." Man: *Starts pinching off a loaf*
Take a dump. Poop. Defecate. Drop a load. Cut the crap.
A: "ugh, I think I need to pinch off a loaf" B: "what?! you need to chipoffolo?" A: "NO DUDE!! I said: PINCH OFF A LOAF!" B: "Oh (pause) what the hell?"
Slowly tightening a hose clamp around your own testicals till the fall off
Dave can't make it to the party he's in the middle of an African pinch off
To have to end the defecating process abruptly or in a hurry. Usually this phrase is yelled by someone who is also in need to use the bathroom.
Person who needs to use the bathroom: "Hey, pinch it off already!" Person on the toilet: "Alright, alright!"
1. To quickly squeeze out a shit 2. To pinch off the end of a rather large shit in order to be done quicker.
Jerry had to pinch one off as the game started in ten minutes.