A fork of Rural Dictionary
Old slang for female masturbation.
Boys like to beat the meat; girls like to paddle the pink canoe.
a slang "term" for Female Masturbation or "Self Pleasure"
my mom: "knocking on my door "
Me: MOM, DON'T COME IN MY ROOM! I'M PADDLING THE PINK CANOE RIGHT NOW, MAYBE WE CAN TALK LATER!
someone who licks vaginas, eats pussy, etc.
can be a man or a women(lesbian/bisexual)
since the vagina looks somewhat like a canoe and the person's tongue is like the paddle.
"I just like to kiss girls, I would never paddle their pink canoe."
or
"Yo dude I just scored with that hot chick."
"YOU F***ING PADDLER OF THE PINK CANOE! SWEETTTT!"
man, she loves it when i play with the little man in the pink canoe.
a vagina, lady bits, beaver, front butt, or any other name for a biological woman's private parts.
I can't wait to paddle your pink canoe later!