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pink sausage

A perverse sexual practice.
Before sex, cook up some bacn. Tie a string around this bacon, and get your lady to eat said bacon, leaving the string hanging from her mouth. Proceed with anal intercourse. As you reach climax, pull the string, pulling the bacon from your lady's throat. Her anal uscles will tighten immeasurably. Tehn pull out- her rectum will invert as you pull out, leaving a "pink sausage" hanging out of her arse.

I gave Ana a pink sausage last night- she had to go to the hospital.

by scotsman_too_hotsman March 07, 2009

hot pink sausage wallet

slang term for a vagina. made up by a lesbian, it is usually a lesbian term, endearing, to her partner's vagina

"ohhh baby i love your hot pink sausage wallet"

by UnholyConfessions June 13, 2008

Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet

Colloquial term for A Vagina, The woman's Female Sexual Organ.

Samuel slowly and sensually slid his large manhood into Suzie's Swollen, eager pink velvet sausage wallet

by 97BlackSE (Kyle) February 22, 2005

pink, velvet sausage wallet

A poon, a vagina, meat curtains, etc.

So, I was in the vinegar strokes with the village cockwash, really sticking it to her pink, velvet sausage-wallet, when some quumfer of a pod-nodger hailed me on the telephone!

by Avery December 24, 2003

pink velvet sausage wallet

a women with a loose vagina

ah man that chick had a pink velvet sausage wallet like ive never seen.

by ben wood March 10, 2005