A fork of Rural Dictionary
Slang for a black penis. Originates from a song of the same name created by Titus Andromedon on the Netflix show "The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt".
"PINOOOOOOOOOOOT NOIR!" "Pinot Noir, you're a star, listen to Tom Berenger!"
a red wine. largely associated with the Burgundy region of France. On of the more celebrated wines in the world. Surprisingly popular with teenagers. It is perfect for a late night with the buds. Getting straight retarded can be a classy ordeal.
1: "hello my good sir!" 2: "'sup homie g-dawg?" 1: want to party this evening?" 2: "fuck yes! i got a nice Pinot noir earlier. it's perfect. we gon' get drunk off our asses" 1: "I've had a hankering for a good noir of late. righto!"
"...where you can't tell ifa black man is fat or not because he wearin a puffcoat."
Oh check out that pinot noir snowbeastity.