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green piss

A common form of urine expelled from the body after drinking vodka, yeigermeister or any such form of alcohol. It is a result of the organic matter in the alcohol breaking down, getting you drunk as a skunk and urine that is very pale green in color. Usually results in waking up and not remembering.

Person 1: I drank so much this evening I had green piss. Person 2: What?!? You better see a doctor. Person 1: I think its the organics in the vodka I had breaking down. Person 2: Shit bro, you are fucked up... since when are you a chemist? I bet you think you are a God too! Person 1: I can see better than Shallow Hal and the ladies had green piss too!

by Carson September 26, 2014

Piss Green

Adjective Urine that will/has failed a drug test, specifically for marijuana use.

1) "I can't get a new job right now. I'll piss green for 2 months!" 2) "Yo I ain't gettin that job son, that was some green piss I gave her."

by jobrien80 October 01, 2012