A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who is the next level of an asshole and usually has no filter when speaking. Reaching piss pole status is not easy to accomplish and takes an enormous amount of skill projecting the right level of dickhead in every single encounter.
Urinating shrunken penis just having come from the swimming pool
I’m not putting that piss pole In my mouth! Ya gotta clean it first.
An incontinent old bastard, who hangs around funeral homes, too poor to buy himself diapers, and reeks of urine. They usually drink the cheapest beer and eat cans of sardines and liverwurst.
I don't see old Piss Pole yet, but I sure can smell him a good block away. Hey Piss Pole you best not.
a complete waste of time and effort that backfires anyway.
like spitting into the wind, but worse.
see also piss up a rope
If you've been nominated for the same award 4 times and never won, to nominate yourself _again_ is like pissing up a pole.