A fork of Rural Dictionary
A planet destroyer is when you sit your ass down on the face of a passed out or sleeping victim and rub your shithole down the length of their nose leaving a nice bacon strip of fecal matter. When they wake up all they will be able to smell is shit.
My mom wasn't making the money like she used to, so her pimp gave her a planet destroyer while she was conked out on a heroine trip.
An overweight or fat vegan.
I was attending a friend’s wedding, and his planet destroyer bride made the menu all vegan. She’s 5’3” and 250 lbs…ain’t no way she’s vegan!