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playing army

To play army is when I lay down and a women blows the hell out of me.

I love to get drunk and go over to Bob's house and play army with his mom.

play army

To preform oral sex on a male while he holds a salute.

From Tripping the Rift:

Chode: You wanna play army?
Big breasted TV reporter: How do you play that?
Chode: I salute and you blow the hell outta me.

play army

despite what creepy pervs say, playing army is a pickup line that works. works like this.....

guy: hey do you wanna play army?
girl: whats that???
guy: when i lay on the ground and you blow the hell outta me

half of the time it works because its so funny

play army

To participate in fellatio.

"Megan came over to play army with me last night. Man that girl could suck the crome off a ball hitch!"