A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something that does not exist, used for asking someone if they have it.
"Do you have the plinky stonker?"
"No, what's that?"
"Guess you don't have it."
It’s absolutely nothing. A made up word that no one in the universe knows the definition of. Often, it’s used in confusion spells and hymns cast by hallucinogenic cult leaders.
Do you have the plinky stonker?