A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of cutting holes in your pockets so that you can masterbate in your pants.
Person 1: Are you pocket doging?!?!? Person 2: NO!! Person 1: SHOW ME YOUR HANDS!
A hot dog kept in a man's pocket in case he is unable to achieve erection. Used as an alternative to a penis on an unsuspecting victim.
After a long night of pubbing, when it came time to get laid, poor ole Eddy had a case of whiskey dick. Luckily, he had his pocket dog and she didn't even know the difference!
To be broke or something that is a burden, inconvenient or unfortunate.
"a penny on pump 5. i have NOTINGG. left pocket dog shit." or "nahh i gotta work in the morning" --thats some left pocket dog shit man
dog shit in your left pocket
"yo thats left pocket dog shit, man!"
I’m lowkeyly mad geeked because I HAVE NOTING 💔💔
“Yo bro can you cover me” “Nah bro I got left pocket dog shit”
Cutting out the inside of ones' pants pockets to play with one's dog.
Look at the guy over there standing by the girls washroom. I cant see his hands, what is he doing? He must be pocket dogging!