A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone who is annoying as fuck and says phrases such as: "i like pie," "poke-poke," "insert animal sound"
"Kim is actually just the biggest poke-poke ever, i can't stand hanging out with her for my than like 5 minutes because she is so annoying."
a slang term in reference to sexual intercourse; see also: bone
all my friends are dying to poke me.
in northern ireland poke is another word for ice cream on a cone. so if offered a poke u are not being offered sex! if you hear the term "pokie" this refers to the seller of the ice cream. usually in a van or other mobile stall.
"fancy a poke" "aye go on!" "who wants a poke"
Literally, to poke someone. Typically this is done over an IM client. Part of the old school emote family (yeah, before lolcats). Like anything enclosed in asterisks, *poke* is performing the action of poking the person you send it to. Largely replaced, in modern context, with "/e", "/me" or "/em" (emote) preceding the action.
Dude: Hey! Bro: Hey Dude, what's up? <Long period of silence> Bro: *Poke* Oi! Wake up! Dude: ouch! Sorry was doing other stuff!